Suction cup!
With enough motivation, you can pull the windshield off a car with one of those.
Suction cup on the bottom. Are you telling me your dildo doesn’t have one? Then how are you supposed to stick it to the floor or wall and ride it?
looks around for the dildo I apparently have.
Did you find it? What does it look like?
I’m still looking. Apparently I have a sex life I didn’t know about.
Ah you’re mistaking yourself for Boners OfTheMoon
They have the BIGGEST sex life
Duct tape, of course!
I ended up pulling a tile off the wall in my bathroom trying to unstick one of my Bad Dragon toys. Those things have hella good suction cups.
Oh my.
Epoxy?
I may or may not have been involved in an incident where a certain deserving individual ended up with a big black dildo suctioned and glued to the hood of their vehicle like an old hood ornament… they ended up cutting off the bulk of it, and I never heard how or if they removed the remainder.
That would have been something to see.
Don’t worry. Just enjoy the ride.
It had to be Ontario…
Of course.
A riDICulous amount of suction.
D are professional grade
