Turns out the city doesn’t have flamboyantly dressed supervillains at all. Batman is just running around Gotham, sleep deprived as hell, grabbing confused commuters by the shoulders and accusing them of being The Penguin.

Haha, what can I say? I just want to help things grow.

It’s a rescue. It has had a hard life.

I’m not an expert on these and didn’t realize there was a difference. Did this one sell out?

My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

Wait, are zip-off pant legs not high fashion?

“I followed the blue line until it told me to stop”