woman with vaccine microchip coming in for a software update
You have become a mod of r/Conservatives
Open the Subaru doors HAL.
I’m sorry, Karen. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait…
“Now with Flipper for Neuralink with Variable Shortwave Radio Interface you won’t need to carry a clunky device to communicate with legacy iLink security systems”
Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
Press button to talk to train drive. Penalty fine for improper use.
The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
I can’t let you do that, Karen.
Ma’am this isn’t a Wendy’s it’s apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it’s 2am.
“Took me like an hour doing the shading on the upper lip.”
Ding-dong! It’s the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
5G corona virus mind control
Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO???
Kill them all.
Start with… that one
