• Etterra@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Don’t forget…

    Yeast: oh man I love sugars so much, I just wish they didn’t make me shit so bad.

    Humans: dude this stuff is fucking awesome!

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      18 days ago

      Yeast in sugar is going: I’ll just convert this to poison (ethanol) to keep everything away, then whenever I’m hungry I’ll break that poison into acid

      Humans: hold my… Wait a minute let’s make beer!

      Parrots: tasty tasty poison

      Fruit flies: bonanza!

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        18 days ago

        And if my yeasty poison goes bad, I’ll just pour it over some poisonous leaves, I love salad.

        Don’t forget to season it with minerals you chipped off a rock in a dried out lake bed.