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minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65arrow-down3·21 hours agoThis is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?
minus-squarecRazi_man@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up106·21 hours agoThey’ve been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they’ve had enough.
minus-squareLussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-220 hours agoIncel hippos are jealous of good looking tigers getting laid
minus-squareboydster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·21 hours agoTo make sure the tigers don’t start getting any ideas
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·20 hours agoHerbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·20 hours agoI just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·20 hours agoYou’re not imagining. They’re real.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 hours agoDepends where they are. If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless. If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that’s the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids.
minus-squarepassiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·20 hours agoI think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything’s gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too
minus-squaregeogle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·18 hours agoNot even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·17 hours agoThe Indian ocean isn’t a desert
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoAre you sure? It’s not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 hours agoLook, I’m trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!
Hippos
This is the correct answer. Why are they so violent?
They’ve been bullied and fat-shamed their whole lives and they’ve had enough.
Incel hippos are jealous of good looking tigers getting laid
To make sure the tigers don’t start getting any ideas
Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.
I just imagined a hippo with hands. Nightmare.
You’re not imagining. They’re real.
Depends where they are.
If they replace the ears? Goofy but harmless.
If they replace the tail? Run for your life, that’s the equivalent of a full horde of monkeys on steroids.
I think Africa is a rough biospehere to live in so everything’s gotta be super tough, the Amazon is like that too
Not even on the same continent. Hippos are in Africa and Tigers are in Asia. Pretty big desert in between
The Indian ocean isn’t a desert
Got me
Geo, dude…
Are you sure? It’s not like you can drink the water. And how much life is there really once you get away from the coastal shelf?
Look, I’m trying to lose the COVID weight, okay? Insults are unnecessary!