• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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    7 days ago

    The alternative is carrying around a warm poop bag in your coat pocket until you get home.

    What kind of psycho puts the bag in their pocket? /s

    With all the pointy bits and pieces in my coat pockets I’d end up with bits, pieces, and coat pocket covered in dog shit.

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      7 days ago

      Cold weather. Dog that needs two hands on leash and no sidewalk so carrying a flashlight. Needs a dedicated pocket. Also, while these dog aliens have definitely enslaved us, I like the modicum of dignity provided by not visibly showcasing that I’m carrying a dangling bag of their poo I removedd up.