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i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it’s obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.
They also pee constantly
If you were asleep for 17 years, you’d need a piss, too.
Don’t they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?
That’s mostly why they’re screaming
The “screaming” is their version of flirting. They’ve been buried a long time, and they don’t have much time to get their groove on.
Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% “ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?”, 5% “ANYONE GOT FOOD?!”, and 5% “OH SHIT / THAT’S DANGEROUS!”
you forgot “THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF”
