No no, you misunderstand, the only thing he knows how to say in English is that he doesn’t know how to speak English

It looks like a quesadilla and a Philly cheese steak had a baby. I’ll take two

It’s Terminator 2 I’m pretty sure. Maybe you’re thinking of Armageddon?

That’s why we do squats, kids

English is my only language, and yours looks fine to me. I thought it was pretty clear from the first comment that the “but” indicated success despite difficulties, and as you clarified that’s exactly what you meant.

The trick is to alternate between the weenie and the balls

Til

Wow that’s really clever actually. Basically using the library as digital scratch paper

Why can’t I stop laughing at this what’s wrong with me

Right, technically deterministic, but not practically

Well you’re a nerd!

I kind of brought this up in another comment, that “first” and “1st” aren’t really the same thing. Which is confusing when you extend that to fourth/4th five/5th. I don’t generally see someone write “zeroith”, but I’ll see “0th”.

I feel like the joke would’ve landed better if it said “first”. I know it’s pronounced the same way, but I’m gonna argue anyway that there’s a subtle difference. I’ve heard 0th used in cs to describe what was at the 0-index, so in that context 1st would be"second", but “first” generally means “nothing before it”. English is weird. I wonder if anyone knows whether the word “first” or “1st” came 1st (lol)?

Sexiphones

The wasps local to me will literally chase people, it’s nuts. You can practically hear them saying “Come at be bro! Wait come back here I wasn’t finished with you”. I can’t even have picnics certain times of the year because of them, because instead of just making a run for the food like other bugs they like to chase you away first. I once had to finish my little caesars in the car because a wasp was trying to get between me and my pie in the park. I was literally watching the fucker throw it’s body into my windshield repeatedly as I continued eating in safety, and it didn’t stop until I drove away. Psychotic man. I don’t mess with wasps. Our bees are awesome though.

Why is the switch talking to itself? Is it stupid??

I’m antsy about pirating software and games because of malware, but movies and shows? Just go to a reputable site and choose a torrent with a lot of seeds and it’s pretty safe. Personally I have an old laptop dedicated to running a jellyfin server streaming torrents, so even if I did download malware there’s nothing of value on the drive

Christopher Walken

Or you could just use the 10 fingers, 2^10 is 1024, so you can count from 0 to 1023

Impressive wood