I haven’t gotten my shit together and researched specific models yet, but I’ve been looking into this a bit myself, and from what I’ve read, Sceptre appears to be one of the better brands for completely dumb TVs these days.

They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won’t be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

Mulled wine here. It’s delicious and it makes me feel medieval-fancy.

There was a time Wally West ripped into him when the League tried to talk to Wally about his kids superheroing. “I’m getting lectures in child safety from a man who’s gone through four Robins?!”

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)

Think about nutrition, wonder what’s inside it

Spam in my lunchbox at work (it’s the best)

Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all