Sigilos

This is plainly insane.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has decreed to me that VPN use is totally cool and his worshipers should feel ok using them. 🍝

The common clay of the new west

This hits like a cyberpunk dystopia

Any kind of surge pricing by for profit companies providing basic needs should be illegal full stop

Fixed that for you

So they found 4chan?

Can you imagine that workplace environment though?

"Hey boss, I’m leaving for that 2 weeks paid training on how to catfish a bird my height and get it pregnant with a syringe. "

“Don’t forget receipts for accounting.”

This is such a wacky world, I love it.

SON BE A DEEENTIIIIST!!!

1. makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
2. would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can’t recall the name for a spider specialist)
3. would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang

I mean with enough lube I suppose anything is possible

Watching me while I’m browsing the net?

Just tested, can confirm it’s true. Gotta be really careful how you fold it though, and the only way to ‘double’ it is to put it against a mirror.

Circus music 🤡

“B is for Buy-n-Large, your very best friend.”