Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

The full bill for Vietnam started coming 20 years after the fact as all those veterans got older and started heavily using the benefits they were promised. From the start of the War on Terror, we’re about at that same point right now. So unless the plan is to rug pull those benefits from people who really need them, then there’s going to be a huge bill coming that no amount of efficiency trimming can ignore.

Pulling the rug out from under exactly when they need it most is almost the most based of praxis; the government giving them the wall is 100% based praxis.

Um, I think trying to swallow a whole bottle like that may present bigger problems

Boosgumps!

This isn’t arable land, this is Europle land!

The stalked has become the stalker

I’m confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we’d just simply colonize the rest of the world?

(cause too close to reality for comfort)

I mean they both solve the problem; it’s just one is a Western solution and the other is humanity’s solution.

And for the bio/kin/nursing/premed students: how much would need to be amputated?

Hi there! I’m a certified surgeon in my DnD roleplay and I can safely say you’ve just amputated your own arm at that speed at just below the shoulder!

If you could cook a chicken that fast with one slap, wouldn’t it be disintegrated from the force of the blow?

German Antifa

And of course

Really embracing the national socialism huh?

I guess the sun being loud shouldn’t really be all that strange; if I recall correctly the sun has explosions happening on it everywhere all the time, the strange part though is the whole sound lasting for thirteen years part.

Wait you mean you guys can’t hear that?

I thought a Sonic boom was when Sonic drops the mic

Mollusk probably (edit: snails and worms are mollusks)

I’ll do you one worse and I’ve posted this before: when you make a post looking for help on an esoteric problem, and then solve it and just reply ‘nvm fixed it’, and then years later have the same problem but when you go looking for the solution only find your old posts.

Considering the price drop it’ll have, I’d move there in a heartbeat.

“The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts”

Depressed people: