On first visit, I’d secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??

Well, I was lucky enough to make sure my partner is only about 10 cm shorter than me. But still when I renovated the house, it ended up the way that they cannot reach everything…

Back in the day when SMS were a thing, you did that language yoga all day to fit all sorts of shit into that 160 chars.go

You meant to say “fuck me, I volinteer?”

What the actual duck?!