This unreasonably makes me happy, and I am going to have a much better day today just by thinking about it. Thank you so much for sharing.

So fucking hot.

Shit. Now I want to work at an aquarium. Sassy scallops.

Lake titicaca!

Was there other clear damage? We still have some damage from a hurricane in July around here, and it was really quite bad until about a month ago.

“Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

Some of the best lyrics ever.

That was amazing!! I would not have bothered without your comment.

Please tell me this is real.

Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

This is definitely Numberwang!

For our shitlib friend.

Thanks for the tag!