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  • I got up one night around 1am to pee. I see maybe 3 or 4 of these little guys in my house each summer, so not very often, but enough that I am always on guard for them, so I turn on the bathroom light and put my feet on the bathmat, thinking it will offer some sort of centipede protection. I am halfway through peeing when one of those little devils apparates out of nowhere and runs full speed right at me. The bathmat does not slow it down at all.

    I don’t care what they eat. In my house, they are the worst pest.



  • FuzzyRedPanda@lemm.eetomemes@lemmy.worldBeep beep
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    1 month ago

    Probably because they have unresolved emotional issues and take it out on other drivers.

    Oh they absolutely do.

    Besides guns, motor vehicles are probably the most physically powerful things most of us (in the US) have the freedom to control in our lives. And there are almost no restrictions on allowing someone to drive when they can’t or won’t regulate their emotional state.


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    1 month ago

    Judging by how close people follow me on the Interstate, I have a feeling most drivers think this but only a small percentage can do it effectively.

    And judging by how close 9 out of 10 pickup truck drivers follow tailgate me on the interstate even when I am doing 10-15 over, I have a feeling most don’t care and would prefer to run me over in their lifted Rams and SuperDutys.