Absolute bullshit, where’s my free friend?

…What else of ours have you got?

I just love how fun it would be to believe that yes, god is the Creator of the Cosmos and he lives in the sky, I have a rich cosmogony that tries to explain the Universe and Everything…But also, if you cross that mountain to the west and traverse the river beyond, them you’ll be in another part of our empire where the universe was created by the boogers of a Titan or something like that I was too busy picking up my arrows to listen. Bless them.

It’s actually a cool belief system from what I’ve read, known as Tengriism; they had their own beliefs but (and I hope I have this right) that whatever religious worldview prevailed locally was considered not just valid as a personal or cultural expression, but actually metaphysically true as well. That seems fantastic, doesn’t it? Patchwork metaphysics.

It was mixed. Their subjects were more free to travel, practise religions, and generally exist within the empire than without it. It was just that transition. The Mongols liked to do things the easy way, or the really easy way.

It’s a problem. I’ve consumed so much Dan Harmon content that his writing voice has crept in. At this point I’m what you get if Jeff Winger didn’t work out or do speeches.

Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.

I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.

And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?

I’ve begun assuming any culture war rage bait bullshit is just Russian troll farms or their copycats. They poisoned the well on purpose, so I’ve decided to let them drink it instead. It isn’t always going to be accurate, but it’s great for my mental health.

So that’s what’s the matter with me

Get yourself one too

That acerbic Seattle wit doesn’t do well on Lemmy, unless you’re being catty about some Linux distro

An “avalanche” of… Videos with 6 second segments of weird B roll. Okay scary headline, I see you.

Jon took a level in druid

Is this unedited? It’s too funny to be Garfield

Yep. Cool chart

Omw to add too much butter and sugar and a little cornstarch to recreate the levain style cookie

It’s reddit methadone. I’m doing much better

M-DISC, at a guess. The media would last long enough at least for grandkids, who will have bigger things to worry about.