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If only the tram could have kind of scooped up the morels and taken them on board… but there wasn’t mush room inside!

I think it’s a ‘q’.

Wait, what? When I see PI I think Private Investigator. Is this something else?

Came back to upvote after closing the tab and subsequently realising the quality of this comment.

Why, I otter…!

Beavers: the Nestlé of the animal world.

Pinky: Gee, Brain #42. What are we going to do tonight?

The Brain #42: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

One was recorded reaching 242 mph in a stoop. Nothing else comes close.

You are “DOOM!”

Can’t you read? It’s right there.

Surely you mean pic-a-nic basket?

That poor bastard yak (or whatever) wandered into the wrong canyon that day.

Again, this is not the original, but I seem to recall seeing it in the late 90s.

And this was definitely 90s.

Cheetahs don’t have retractable claws, therefore dog.

I feel kink-shamed by some of these comments. I love watching a bald-headed linesman. Mmm. Nnnnnrgh!

Amazeballs!

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Oops. Yup, utter failed to put Bs! Put it down to not having had enough coffee today!

Thanos’ plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

Humanity reached 4B in 1975 and hit 8B in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we’d be back to 8B people again.

——— Edited to billions not millions because I wrote it while under the influence of stupidity.

I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

Bell end.

If it’s a school zone you leave 10 school bus lengths.