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The very first word in the article is a glaringly obvious fucking typo. Why on earth would I want to read anything that website has to say?!?

The correct answer to “how to plan a road trip on the Amalfi coast” is

“Don’t”

I thought that too, with the TPM thing

Turns out it’s just turned off by default on a lot of mobos. You just go into bios and enable it

Then use a program called Rufus to make a bootable flash drive but without all the shite and spyware, and just upgrade W10 to 11 in minutes

Honestly I put it off for ages because of everyone saying how bad it was, turns out they just don’t know how to customise it to their liking

Probably spending too much time trying to get their printer to work on Linux lol

complain about throwing a billion pumpkins into landfill

Order a billion tonnes of plastic shite off Temu which then breaks, and throw it into landfill

Fucking keep chucking the pumpkins, guys

Are the “top critics” all fourteen and freshly arrived from shagging my mum?

Been working there long then?

What a childishly obnoxious comment

I’ve never owned any Crapple stuff and never will, but even I can see from the thumbnail that the circular vent is lifting the whole unit off the desk, so slipping your finger under to switch it off is going to be a bit odd the first time, then you’ll instinctively know where the button is.

We’ve been doing it with monitors for decades

Intern - “You could at least give me reacharound while you’re doing that”

You make the world bo-o-o-o-oring, not better

Can we see your tits instead then?

I don’t often see Jeep Wranglers, but they’re invariably driven by hairdressers and gay bar owners in my country

I’m not seeing The Girl With All The Gifts there!

Austria, Bulgaria, Estonia, Germany, Hungary, Italy and Portugal

I did that exact same thing with Twitter about seven years ago and I still don’t understand why someone would use it

The fact we remember this shows just how fucking good that game was

Blive, blaugh, blove

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Napper = head (the thing you take a nap with). I didn’t make the rules

Ironically, Vegeta and Nappa sound like types of women’s and men’s shampoos, respectively