Took 2 years of Polish at University. I spent more time on that one class than all my other classes combined… And I went to school for Education.

Oh wait, they removed that? I had no idea because I stopped using Ubuntu when they put ads in the dash.

Comfortably numb in my ass

One time I kept a guy on the phone for about ten minutes just playing dumb. Then he’s like, sir, what version of Windows do you have?"

I say, I’m not sure but it’s the one with the little penguin icon.

We actually had a good laugh about it together