Oh yeah I forgot about that. Kinda creepy in hindsight, but I suppose that was the idea

Real talk tho who’s #2 & #3

Turns out everything humans need to live on is like hard spice for every other species

You just gave me a great idea.

Why are people so passionately hateful of the “Nobody” at the top?

Like yeah it’s unnecessary, but that’s kinda part of the joke.

I know the joke is supposed to be Dune but I’ve never seen Dune so all that came to mind was Beetlejuice

You mean this is America by the end of this year (assuming we’re still around)

I don’t think they’re gonna be roasted

I read that with a heavy Irish accent

Now all we need is for Trump to write a book about his life that includes a ton of praise of Elon and his blatant bigotry.

Jk, trump can’t write.

Same bro

Can she knit me some pseudoephedrine and methylamine?

πr^2?

Unlike the last 2024 years, I have a feeling this one is gonna go by rather sluggishly

plsAndThankYou

Wait a minute, so is that like a robot… Solving your captchas?

The “Love you” at the end really hits home.

I really hope you send them a summary of them calling to ask you to delete the summary.