Tbf I hope I’m still doing it when I’m grandma’s age.

My freezer is tiny, only enough for some frozen veg. I don’t wanna take up space with bread.

I haven’t seen it in my area. I very rarely eat bread, but now and then I just want a couple slices.

“Yeah, I’m a pretty low key person and a bit of a homebody.”

Read as: “I am so terrified by the immense abuse I have suffered that I am barely capable of even the most basic social skills and have a panic attack every time I leave the house.”

Sometimes I’m glad I wasn’t born with a penis. This is one such moment.

A half loaf of bread, please.

This is the way.

A rat hitting a bong under the full moon?

Regent Cid Fabool IX

Absolutely none of that feels good to breasts in my experience, but thank you for the info!

As someone without balls, can you explain?

“It’s ok babe, I’m good, my thighs are sore.”
“No, I’m gonna get you off tonight!”

Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn’t mean the sex was bad, it doesn’t mean I wasn’t satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.

Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won’t give up.

I think “is” is grammatically correct here. Teams is the name of the application, singular.

I always thought this meme said “balls cold”. Am I losing it?

Do you mean the salad bowl?

No, I don’t think they’re the same. I was taking the knowledge the poster above provided and brainstorming options.

I laid awake last night thinking if it would be possible to make an elaborate Excel spreadsheet to accomplish this. I need to research more about the specifics of menstrual cycles, but I think it wouldn’t take that much effort. It could be disguised as something else and shared freely, and people could store it locally to ensure privacy.

I don’t know much about menstrual cycles. Wouldn’t it be easier and just as effective to track with pen and paper?

Does your roommate wear makeup? Might be foundation on their fingers?