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“How about instead of words, we fill books with numbers?”

Shit drawing one by hand isn’t hard either.

This is the ass spoken of in the phrase “Here’s a spoon, now eat my ass.”

Ceiling tits? In this economy?

Heck, at some point I was seeing torrent clients advertising features that let you block connections to people who weren’t uploading and only downloading.

Februwuary.

Guess I’ll have to dust off my old dedicated PhysX card from the mid 2000’s. Shit… I think that thing is AGP not even PCIE 🤔

If I did anything other than use my PC as a glorified gaming console, I might care about w10 not being updated anymore. Until games literally can’t work on the OS, I’ll stay on it. And when they do stop working, I’ll probably just install Linux.

Bullshit. I only know about how awesome Buster Keaton is because of memes. Memes are how I even came to know about the Great Dictator. Before that, I thought Chaplain was only in silent movies.

I said the great dictator. Trump is far from great. :P

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Sean Connery being seen is the giveaway. Pretty sure that was the only one he was in.

Charlie Chaplain was dead long before I was born but yet I’ve still seen The Great Dictator.

They’re gonna suddenly be too light to use as a paper weight? 🤨

Well, put your bag back in the bag corral.

That means eventually everything tastes great when smothered in butter. 🤤

Am I looking at a llama using a fuck machine?

I heard that he wrote that song after visiting an underground mall in Japan. How gnarly was that mall, that it made Jamaroquai write a song about technology being fucked up?

A Critique of Pure Reason

You’re still gonna have dicks on your face, they’ll just be very well drawn dicks.

If I saw a ceramic mug that wasn’t dishwasher safe, I’d be confused and slightly afraid.