Found it:
Are you the police?
No ma’am. We’re musicians.
It’s Comcastic!
Well in that case I will quote one of my favorite Captain Murphy lines:
I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
🤘
I never thought I would see a Frisky Dingo reference in the wild.
Long live Killface.
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