Came here to say something similar.

My work issued me a 128gig 64 core monster of a PC, came with front and back carrying handles.

To run Ubuntu and write some scripts.

It bothers me more than it should that his snout is sticking out through his helmet glass

Debian is probably one of the worst choices for someone looking to try Linux, especially for gaming.

Nothing better than setting everything up only to find you can’t install some new thing because your xyz is too old

Such a strange episode

Not something I’m in a hurry to find out!

You ever tried eating a mouldy cucumber?

That’s like cheating with extra steps.

Ain’t getting hints on your in class exam.

Yup. Wielding dual chain guns