Not sure how well this will copy/paste and keep in mind it’s markdown so has to use   for spaces.
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Edit: displays different on mobile and PC. RIP.

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Imagine seeing one of these and believing you’re so special that you don’t drain other people’s social batteries. So you get offended when you learn that you do.

Drake meme? Even with all the alternatives?
Ew

Ew wtf is this ai shit

i would rather see a child-level crayon depiction than whatever the fuck this is

OMG rape jokes are sooooo funny

those are some egregious claims to not have a source.

PhD intelligence but in all the other subjects.

worth

Well, there’s an impressive crater.

is this a ‘your mom’ joke?

this is why cats are untrustworthy.

why do you approach me? i have nothing to offer you. oh, friendly are you—purring amd rubbing against me? what tricks do you play?
you’ll not fool me, feline. 🧐

they’re actually was oxygen in space but they used it all as fuel for the stars and since then they’ve been converting them to electric.

secondary fun fact: burning all the oxygen in space as fuel has caused space to heat up and is what’s leading to the imminent “heat death” of the universe.

I honestly dont know why anyone would use this garbage app in the first place. it literally has no redeeming qualities.

can i have some pls

I think they mean eyewitness testimony. eyewitness testimony is not actually worth anything because people don’t remember things properly and often the brain will make shit up just to fill in the blanks—especially when it matters. I was crossing an intersection once and was five paces away from a serious car accident and I couldn’t even remember which car was coming from which direction. wild.

what did you think was going to happen

A mood tracker called Daylio. I don’t love this one but it works.

i would cherish every nibble.

semi-related:

Broke up in mid-June.

we’re best friends now btw