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  • Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.

    I don’t how how women know all I have are the original flavor because they usually make an excuse to leave 0.2 seconds after showing them my cumsock collection.

    /s (I forgot where I was going with this)














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    7 days ago

    I think getting teeth out of a dead body’s skull would be more difficult and shittier than sifting through the pig shit afterwards.

    Sixteen pigs? Farm animals are expensive and so are farms. I don’t doubt pigs are a good way to dispose of a body but if you’re that well off, surely there are even more foolproof methods available.