The actual employees threatened to resign en masse, because the employees own equity in the company and want this dogshit move too.

punny: constituting or involving a pun

Mr. Barca is a taller fellow

But that’s less punny

Explanation: Bark Antony sounds like Marc Antony, the anglicized name of a famous Roman general and OH MY GOODNESS LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO CUTE

Time to show our age 💪

OOOP

I didn’t know what else to write for a title, so I decided to BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY

Crossposts make the Fediverse go 'round! Looks like someone took care of it

Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.

Ah, Australia

!lotrmemes@midwest.social

Have you tried wrestling a lion?

• Constantly changing footwear

It’s absolutely leveling, walking speed being a stat, spell customization, NPC interaction, bartering, quest interconnectivity, and especially, exploring.

Morrowind has excellent game mechanics. It’s just that combat is not one of those excellent mechanics.

He can’t keep getting away with it!

Explanation: Australia, back in the 1930s, organized a military expedition to cull the out-of-control emu population, with rifles and machine-guns. The emus won. And without any formal officer corps, even!

(the other leaders depicted are Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon, all military leaders famed for their brilliance)

Morrowind really brought out the fantastic in ‘fantasy RPG’.

Imagine if Blivs gave us the original conception of Tamriel, the Roman rainforest

Praise Saint Jiub the Eradicator

I can tolerate distances in metric, but I draw the line at personal measurements!

lmao that’s much more perfect than the version I posted