When someone says “I was living in a sex avalanche” on the internet it’s hard for me to take them seriously, that’s all

Oh fuck off

I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

The King’s Speech

Free gun fuck yeah

Lost my job thanks to #2, and a little bit of #3

And one day he will have his revenge

Oh wow I didn’t realize Jupiter is actually pretty and not just a tan streaky ball

“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

SMT?

Wiccan theocratic-state

As does mine

Or just an elderly sugar daddy

Just like Lucifer.

Wait do you actually have to make a contribution to receive communion? If so that’s ridiculous

Ken M vibes

He’s making the same face I do when I wake up

It’s probably a pretty good shot from there tbh

I mean it’s kind of par for the course. Movies have been considered an art form for a long time but they’re first and foremost treated as a business by those in control of the money

He owed money to Jabba the Hutt, apparently