You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked

Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock

If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery

Your buddy has figured out that all they need to do is snip the ropes on your cylinder which will make it fly away and now you gotta ask your mom to buy you a new cylinder until your whole family is broke and homeless

Your asshole “buddy” constantly throwing sharp objects at your balloon causing you to be wet all the time and laughing as you ask your mom if she can mend your massive cylinder for the 13th time this month

I’d like to point out the program is named WanX…wanx…wanks…

Ah yes, the famous pornstars “little mermaid” and “aerith”

It feels good to contribute to society

7 looks like Jinx from Arcane

Don’t worry, I’m always high. I also don’t have a wife.

Can confirm, I only beat my wife when I’m not high

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You can’t just mark a whole train NSFW

Her face reads as anything from listening to me explain the original 151 pokemon to sitting on a bus thinking about what to make for dinner

I could tell you that’s Alabama but my problem is I would have no idea that face was supposed to mean something, it looks like a blank stare to me

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The guy I had told me to pull myself up by the bootstraps and I ended up finding $20 mil in my sock

Automated drones running scripts with thermal cameras and a human to verify seems like a much easier to implement and effective solution than these so-called “new tools”

If I asked for a manager and got the “Market People Lead” I would tell them I’m looking for someone in charge, not someone to lead me around a damn market