Can’t connect to the internet, so we at Microsoft can’t farm any of your data; Maliciously Bad.

Go join the porn industry.
I can see the title now, “sad virgin boy gets pegged by multiple women”.

Please don’t fall into that incel mindset.
Just assume that you’ll lose your virginity eventually and stop stressing about it so much, you’ll be a lot happier and women tend to be attached to people who are happy. Stressing over it is doing the opposite of what you want.

ChromeOS is Linux and even starting to become it’s own full blown distro.
ChromeOS even uses Wayland now.
Lacros