And it smears into your shoe

BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

We out here tryna die fam.

I’m honestly convinced he’s just really bad at remembering character names so everyone just renames his character Hector

Is Kermit supposed to be the alcoholic or the person on the hotline? The face could work for either.

Unless your poor.

They sound like real life Yoshis

I do my best but I’m not that creative.

Every once in a while my two brain cells will bounce together and come up with something half assed.

You’d be surprised at how similar they are. There’s even a term for it called ya’llternative.

Goth chicks like country boys for some reason.

they sound recorded better than live

That’s like 90% of all musicians though.

Honestly don’t understand the hate ffdp gets.

If someone could clue me in that’d be nice cause like I genuinely like a lot of their original songs as well as the remakes.

Yeah but they were ignoring the actual reason humans want mosquitos gone.

It’s not just because the bites are annoying it’s because they kill more people than literally any other thing on the planet.

Mosquitos kill more humans than any other thing on this planet. Including humans killing humans.

First though is lockpicks

Then get out and suck my tailpipe but stay off my ass lmao

Ever heard of clear distance? If you’re at a stop and someone rear ends you and you hit the car in front of you you are at fault and will be held liable.

As for the rollback in my state they’ll again look at distance. Because if I don’t have enough space to back up because you’re too close you’re once again at fault for not having clear distance.

On top of all that it helps move traffic along faster. You don’t have to wait as long to accelerate if you maintain distance because you don’t have to wait for the car in front of you to move far enough to start accelerating.

Getting bumper to bumper has zero benefits outside of the false psychological feeling of forward progress.

In court it won’t be your fault if they’re that close, but it’s still the hassle of dealing with people who don’t understand basic driving etiquette.