It’s an NFA Heron, they’re very sought-after

Two couches at the same time?

This is brilliant

So what you’re really saying is that it’s definitely going to happen

TFW you’re 13 and your dreams are coming true

I’m helping!

A little bit of low-stakes adversity is good for your mental health

He hasn’t fallen down because he doesn’t realize he’s dead

Goofy, you’re facing 10 years in prison

Congratulations, you have understood the lesson Monopoly set out to teach us: This Nightmare Must End And Never Happen Again

Nice

Jokes aren’t real, open your eyes sheeple!

Actually the idea that memes should be ‘good’ is a dangerous lie perpeuated by the capitalist cishet white patriarchy. Memes are supposed to be brave and important.

Son of a bitch…

You guys have been predicting the collapse of capitalism for like 150 years. At some point you have to admit that your theory was wrong and go back to the drawing board. This is just sad.

If you think Das Kapital is in any way ‘science’ you’re fucking stupid

Per hand… right?

I fucking knew it

Scurvy is one of the manliest diseases, though, so he kind of failed this one successfully

Somehow I’m not surprised the tallest one is the must successful