I’m probably in danger of over explaining the joke, but this actually does happen. The best part about this is people will actually contact support for online stores and just say that they found an item. No concern, no questions, just hi I found this. There are people that will do this every week, for years.

New customer service agents will go through the steps, how can I help you with it? Were you looking for a different item? Etc etc. And the conversation will go absolutely nowhere because no one knows why the hell people like this do these things and the customer will never provide any information. Eventually you give up and just say that’s great! You can go ahead and buy it!

And the customer will say “ok thx” and disappear until next time. Most of the time these people never even place any orders.

Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

Cue Baulders Gate dice roll

You gotta let it run for a few minutes for the aldente to come on.

Friends and family don’t know what cleaning a URL means. Nobody does.

It’s select and start.
What’s it supposed to be, windows and hamburgers?

Not only is the earth never in the same spot, the solar system it’s never in the same spot either. Even our galaxy is moving.

That’s how being a vender works.

I’m scared shitless that I will make it to 100.

Here’s the plan, gentleman. Where’s my cigar? Now listen up! We ain’t gonna be making another movie the whole rest of duh year, see? Fuck dem writers. Don’t even get me started on the talent! So here’s what we do. We get the moneys from this kid dat donloided one of our movies 12 years ago. It’s brilliant! Where’s Harvey?