It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!
It’s about time Sam got screwed the way he screwed others!
We all know what to do with a blue wiener!
$2/a night? Okay Mr Moneybags, must be nice to be so rich!
Yes. And add microsoft to that category. Firefox will kill itself off.
Ford, the new Soviet spy vehicle. Why worry about big brother when you can own a Ford 4x4.
I’ve given so few fucks, the app refuses to install.
I want to eat a Vegan, but he has to have a big cucumber. And I will definitely make him my favorite pet!!!
What if the rock contains a fossil?
If you have ever had a psycho (or two) stalk you online and/or in the real world, you will understand why privacy and anonymity is important.
Wait… you mean eating your pets is considered vegan now? Wow, just WOW!!! [here kitty kitty]
So basically the Russian government branch of Fox news.
I want all my music on my phone, not just a pithy 80,000 songs.
“Its in that place where I put that thing that time.”
What?? NO! Don’t be silly. Where did you even get such a crazy idea? Are you even serious right now??? I mean, I have no words… A horse funeral, who even does that!
Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?