Most unsurprising gaming news this month.
More surprised that any founders remained at the zombified husk of a company that used to be Blizzard.
Most unsurprising gaming news this month.
More surprised that any founders remained at the zombified husk of a company that used to be Blizzard.
Concepts of home improvement.
That, or they got the idea from watching Home Improvement.
“I LIKE MY SUGAR WITH COFFEE AND CREAM!”
Whomever took this picture, most likely.
Captain: “Let’s sing a sea shanty to livin’ up the mood!”
Sailor Scouts start Para dancing to Eurobeat music
Captain: “In god’s name…”
climbing up all of those stairs
You’re literally a flying squid! 🤦♂️
slowly puts ear buds in and sets noise canceling to 100% as the cashier slowly realizes what I’m about to do
She probably let him sit there and lie to her for an hour before trotting out the evidence, too.
That’s a picture of a dead man.
Dr. Strangelove: “Mein Fuhrer, we are whole again!”
Final Destination: Grade-school Editon
Worf, from the Deep Space Nine episode Homefront:
“Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.”
That’s the best way to describe what a Klingon is; Zero fucks, 100% of the time.
I’m shocked these games still have single-player stories.
In Japan, a company called Calbee makes an expensive cereal that is oat clusters mixed with grains and seeds and chunks of dried fruit. It is the best cereal I’ve ever had in my entire life. It is naturally sweet and filling, I feel amazing after eating it, and I am ruined from going back to anything American - even the “healthy” cereals.
I had Frosted Flakes (or something like it) after being on the Calbee cereal for a couple of years, and I was so disappointed by how it just tasted like mushy sugar. No substance, no flavor.
Underrated comment.
“You come across a turtle lying on its back in the hot sun…”
You can’t convince me that that’s not an Orca.
Orcas have always been friends to humans that do not own yachts.
That is a cartoon-looking pelican!