alaphic

I feel so seen rn

Yeah, right, like UPS would be here this quickly (ba dum tss)

Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere

This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere

So… We’re all just not gonna talk about the fact that ‘Root’ is apparently a traditional girl’s name now, huh?

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Paula Dean?”