Billionaires are a cancer. If we don’t remove them soon they’ll kill us all.

Every blyat and zasranets will.

Feisty, sure, but that’s his style. He’s the love bug, unlike Horace.

The only self driving car that can be trusted.

• Fistfight with the bathroom.

MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.

Shhhh you can’t let all the beans out of the bag

Yes, more beans better.

Isn’t Heinz their favorite brand for beans on toast? I think they just like the tomatoey sauce.

So long as you make it a balanced beans diet. Pinto, kidney, canellini, ya’ know, all the good stuff. They gotta grow their toe beans big and strong.

Party’s here!

Never enough beans

Feels like my birthday

👀

Now do mayonnaise and relish.