Die Martin Die

You hope! Laws will still apply to us peasants

It will probably work. Because, you know, money.

Kinda unwieldy to use when I’m out tho

Peace was never an option

TIL that’s a thing on Lemmy

One of the lucky 10000 I guess

(I do use that feature when it’s available, I just didn’t know Lemmy had it)

I’m more inclined to think it was shared, reshared, and reencoded to hell and back.

Also,

I really, REALLY HATE when the main discussion forum of some FOSS is either Discord or Reddit.

Me, in Patrick’s voice: I have three

Guayinton or Guallinton fits better

Gulf of 34 Felony Counts

We could tell these fuckers that Trump broke 34 rules and to Google “trump rule 34”, but given a) Trump’s history in the sexual department, and b) the fact most of them will actually jack off to this, I don’t think it’s a good idea

• Nogales -> Walnuts

How about you rename deez (wal)nutz

Sorry, had to

Phony Stark*

User: Hi! I’m having a problem. The sfc command doesn’t work. Is there a solution to this?

Microsoft Support: * panics *

I think the inspiration is from Modern Humorist (note: there’s no HTTPS)

Edit: here’s the image in question:

PipePipe worked for me when stock NewPipe didn’t. YMMV

https://xkcd.com/538/