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Sure, do it for your mental health, but it won’t do anything else now. That ship has sailed, been torpedoed, and is now chilling at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Skill issue

Plenty of black people own cats, what’s the issue?

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Welcome, fellow voidshrieker!

It does, I use adblocks, Untrap, DeArrow, and SponsorBlock on iOS safari, and I don’t see shit other than the video itself.

A tongue that eats your food while you eat your food. It’s like foodception up in here.

The Catholic Church passed an edict worldwide banning the shipping of tungsten cubes larger than half a cubic meter in volume

too bad, no giant cube of tungsten 4 u

You have just said “I like GG Alin.” and called it a day.

Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”

Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS

Fake: staged.

They couldn’t keep their heads on fucking straight during the .com bubble, and here they are doing it all over again.

feds coming fo yo ass now you better run

^ This person adblocks

Same

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

I see the problem, the artist forgot the rest of the sentence:

“Four-sided objects, of which there are three.”

Boom. Done. EZPZ. Do better, artist.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Goddammit, Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy

Broke mob propaganda.