That’s a pretty sick burn on us, I approve
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Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
When you decide on your career the same day you learn to type 5318008 into a calculator
Now, we wouldn’t want you to have to worry your head about any sort of class action or other lawsuits, so how about you waive that right and we just engage in some nice, friendly, forced arbitration
Might as well tack Billie Jean on to that
🎶 The kid is not my son 🎶
I thought it was going to be because he blew his thumb off with fireworks
whatever
I’m constantly baffled that Pop Tart has yet to make a Double Stuf version of Pop Tarts so that they actually include the amount of filling that people want them to contain
If you get to 100 you unlock super speed
*careless whisper* is a really weird way to spell Baker Street
Don’t go off on tangents now!
I like to imagine that this is Picard Maneuver’s job, they deserve to be paid for all the content they bring to Lemmy
Oooof, thankfully I’ve never had that happen with mine, but I’ve also never connected mine to the internet
Do you need access to the Exit button if all the other menu and guide etc. buttons are covered?
You doing ok?
Well yeah, it’s from an MTV ad. Weird that they changed the flag in this meme though. /s
GW: It’s not nearly enough, more blood games for the blood games god!
There’s also jeans, sticks, and Star Trek crossed with whatever other pop culture you like