What happened?

It might be more to do with dogs having a very high degree of genetic plasticity, unusually so. I remember an interesting paper on it. This just doesn’t seem to be the case with cats.

I don’t really talk to my mother, she’s an alcoholic.

Why does he look like that?

Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.

I JUST HAD SEX

The ears are mouse ears, the tail isn’t a rat tail… but honestly this is a very confusing angle and degree of obesity.

sweet sweet suh-suh-suh-sweet can

You’re still judging it subjectively.

she cute

I’m 36 and this is exhausting.

I have badly needed a shit all day but I work outdoors. Unfortunately not quite outdoors enough, though. Two more hours to go, or thereabouts, wish me luck and sphinctoral fortitude.

Bowie defeated me on the astral plane once, I was foolish to tangle with somebody so powerful.

Salt one doesn’t make any sense.

Just being rich is plenty. Sooner we collectively understand that, the better.

What the hell are you going on about?

Just please end finance capitalism.

hmm

Ain’t much better in here kid.

Everyone on here is stupid and wrong.