Zero. Born in the early '80s.

I feel like you get me.

And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

No idea. My uncle Joe has dwarfism and he makes a mean bowl of Count Chocula.

Ooh, I didn’t see zombies as a possible outcome

That’s not exclusively British.

Who the hell is washing pillowcases and t-shirts in the same load of laundry

Holy shit

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

Yup

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

Don’t know. A bar I used to go to had a hefeweizen called Wheaty McWheatface, which I thought was funny

It makes me toot too much :(

Musk maybe, but Trump? I doubt it. I think he’s just an asshole.

Same. As an introvert I call this being “on”. Like making sure I smile appropriately and then wondering if I’m smiling too much, trying to establish a rapport when I’d rather just get to the point, remembering not to mutter to myself or make faces in response to my thoughts, and mirroring people’s body language. It’s easier just to be a weirdo!

Ohhh now I remember, he was so happy :)

But didn’t he get tired of frog tchotchkies after a while?

I feel like this was a thing on The Good Place.