A million better alternatives exist. I was curious about them.

Every evolutionary trait is coincidence. If it was adaptation we’d be able to regrow vital organs.

No living thing has a feature “to” do anything. That implies decision making, which is intelligent design.

Tigers have spots on their ears, which can confuse attackers.

Tigers did not develop those spots “to” confuse attackers.

The first time I used VI I typed a few characters, then hit backspace to delete some characters. Backspace doesn’t delete characters. I closed VI and never opened it again.

Oh that’s why yoplait is so fucking good

It’s not though it has a z on the end

Why is ass censored? If you’re too lazy to fix the meme don’t post it.

You would be fun to trip with

Gape my culinary horizons daddy

Oh no! 🫠

Shit I just noticed her face, looks like she got dragged behind a semi

My most satisfying sexual experience was with a small dude

I begged him for a second date. I think he was self-conscious about it. Dude was marriage material

Does this also get rid of annoying pop-ups?

Jesus Christ

I’m not OP but I think it means “Providers are saying consumers should accept subscription-based models without complaint”

I asked a dealer for a dumb-car. No fucking auto 911 dialing, bluetooth enabled, GPS service horseshit, just a normal car and he shot me

Later there’s this text:

which can be found by clicking on the cog at the top right next to the search icon

…which I don’t see. I don’t think this doc accounts for Photon.

Who controls it? Can I suggest edits to these docs?

But how would you tie a steak in a knot? You’re going to have to be a lot more specific

It’s throwing a steak on the ground and running

…right?

Not until you’re on cam begging SilverDaddy66 to lift your tail up and gape you

You’re safe. Go enjoy your weekend