I hope it feels better soon.

And like with the Rolling Stones, I tend to like Bob Dylan’s songs much more when it’s someone else covering them.

They’re “cycle paths” in some places.

*Blyat-jack.

It’s an Ethernet port. For some reason Apple decided <···> is the glyph to use for that.

One can also undo the curse of reposting text as a screengrabbed image file.

Support local bands. Go to their shows. Tell them they suck to their face. Unplug the bassist’s instrument cable. Demand free merch after. Get drunk as fuck in the parking lot. Fight their drummer. Support. Local. Bands.

Wherever you are!

This site isn’t Instagram.

No matter what else they ever do, the greatest artistic achievement of DreamWorks will always be naming their villain “Fuckwad” with the spelling tweaked just enough to sneak past not only the censors, but multiple generations of oblivious family-film-going parents.

When balut.

This was from a webcomic from around ten(?) years ago called “Pictures In Boxes.” It was at PicturesInBoxes.com but the site is gone, the Web Archive coverage is spotty, and I haven’t been able to track down the specific URL for this one.

I’m pretty sure that’s the telephone number of a flat in Islington where I once went to a party…

Shut up, Wesley.

Top or bottom?

If you watch Titanic in reverse it’s about a sad lady floating on a door who idly fishes a cute boy out of the ocean and brings him onto a big fancy steamship that has conveniently sprouted up over by an iceberg, where they have steamy no-strings vacation sex until they split up because they each find new boyfriends on the ship they’d rather go to Europe with.

• https://stallman-report.org

They’ve all been scooped up by scalper bots already, sorry.

The gamer also added a bunch of heat sinks and case fans and now nothing gets hot enough to cook.

That’s a deep cut, OP.

It feels intangibly relevant somehow that Alec Guinness was wearing a toupee when he played original Obi-Wan.