Somewhiteguy

Just let the apprentice do it. Boss can’t be too mad at someone just learning.

Took you 9 seconds to come up with that one? Might want to shoot some grease in the gears, the hamster is getting tired.

Put the Laughter into Slaughter

Summoned from the underpants.

Toes.

If she was sitting up, her feet would be on top of her legs crossed. She then puts her arms through her crossed legs, and rolls backwards onto her shoulders.