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Cake day: July 15th, 2024

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  • superkret@feddit.orgtoMemes@lemmy.mlcurved it is
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    10 hours ago

    I promise you, in the real world, fights were just as much of a shield shoving match while trying to slash your opponents ankle as they were in Europe.
    The idea of a one-on-one sword fight decided by individual skill is much more of a romantic idea.






  • We don’t. It’s a separate, simplified system that only lets the core team members access the layout-, editing- and typesetting-software that is locally installed on the bare metal servers.
    In emergency mode, they get written articles and images from the reporters via otherwise unused, remotely hosted email addresses, and as a second backup, Signal.
    They build the pages from that, send them to the printers, and the paper is printed old-school using photographic plates.






  • I work for a newspaper. It was published without fail every single day since 1945 (when my country was still basically just rubble, deservedly).
    So even when all our systems are encrypted by ransomware, the newspaper MUST BE ABLE TO BE PRINTED as a matter of principle.
    We run all our systems virtualized, because everything else would be unmaintainable and it’s a 24/7 operation.

    But we also have a copy of the most essential systems running on bare metal, completely air-gapped from everything else, and the internet.
    Even I as the admin can’t access them remotely in any way. If I want to, I have to walk over to another building.

    In case of a ransomware attack, the core team meets in a room with only internal wifi, and is given emergency laptops from storage with our software preinstalled. They produce the files for the paper, save them on a USB stick, and deliver that to the printing press.








  • superkret@feddit.orgtoScience Memes@mander.xyzOxygen
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    4 days ago

    It’s burning with hatred for earth. It wants to consume it, but it will take time to gather enough strength…
    Time in which frustratingly, its flaming hate transformed earth into a unique, living planet, and lead to the most vile and disgusting creation in the entire universe, My Little Pony.