This one!

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Vampira*

Now do Ticketmaster

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

ok grandma, let’s get you to reddit

REDRUM

Wasn’t it a rabbit?

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Meowmonella

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

Obviously it’s a Tool concert. You’ll probably see some Korn in the fields over by the Fear Factory. Hopefully the audience doesn’t Rage Against the Machine or there’ll be Megadeth!

How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like. I am 11 years old in the 6th grade in New Mexico. Please PM me if I’m on yahoo chat. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!!

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.

Remember that guy on reddit who could tell you what any acronym stood for, even the random ones submitted by users? I wonder what he would make of this.

Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.

Hugs from an internet stranger!