I call them half-life chickens

I knew it. I told them as soon as they began construction that this shit might lead to a resonance cascade but all I heard from them was “you’re not a scientist” and “how did you get past security?” 🙄

Should we be con-cern-ed?

So that’s what came through that time portal

European Gordon Freeman 💀

You jest but this implies everything is fine… Now.

Nothing to see here, move along…

Unforseen consequences?

Face Higgs-er maintenance on the toob.

*clang*

“Bos-off, muthafucka.”