“My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”
“Are you sure it’s plugged in?”
“You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”
“Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”
“I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”
“Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”
“It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”
“Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”
“IT’S BROKEN!”
Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in
Computer starts
my brain sees “I’ll be pissed and mock you” and read it to me as “I’ll piss on you”.
Not a bad punishment for people don’t plug their plugs all the way in.
“The computer forgot my password” is new to me. lol good one.
Serious question.
Why is the venn diagram of furries and tech bros a circle?
IT workers != tech bros
But I don’t know either.
Tbh I don’t see the difference but that’s just me
IT finds a solution and applies it
Tech bro sells a solution and never references it again
Ah okay makes sense.
I always saw IT people as tech bro lite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯