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Who wants pizza rolls?
Props if this is OC. Hands down the best thing I’ve seen in a while.
20 minutes later, still hot in the middle.
Just eat them straight out the packet, no heat to deal with
Takoyaki
ok i chortled
For a second I thought these were edited porn pictures…
What kind of porn are you watching huh?
Who wants a pizza roll? leave me a message on this webzone and I will send you a pizza roll in the mail?
Ah, the open-mouth reverse blow! But will it be enough to save your palette and tongue from the burn?
palette
FYI it’s “palate”. A palette is what a painter uses, this thing: 🎨. Don’t feel too bad though, it’s an incredibly common mistake.
My “lifehack” is to always eat stuff like this with a ready beverage. You put the bite in your mouth but don’t chomp down on the nuclear-hot explody portion until you have also added some liquid to your mouth to cool it.
Kirsten Dunst, Toni Collette, Shelley Duvall. I don’t recognize top left. Ali Larter? Nice work OP
