Casualties are to be expected.

Onions back!

My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.

Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.

Sounds like a rule that would end up landing Hitler in the Medium Place with Mindy and Derek.

At my old school we never entered someone’s rectum without consent.

Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.

All the other male cranes’ instincts: “How is she with him?”

Walnut’s instincts: “You’re weird AF, but I’m 100% sure we aren’t cousins. Let’s roll the dice on genetic fitness of offspring.”

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

Called one a ra-cist, and he said "Ouch!

Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,

And invite JD on over to the couch."

elements chelements

FTFY

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

I was crazy once.

Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.

My political views are whatever this is.

Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they’ll help you achieve it!

/s

And CEO bonuses and shareholder dividends must always be high-flying.

Muad’Dik!

Foul fortune seem’d in this most horrid luck

When certs do fail, oh fie! your install’s fuck’d